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Wednesday, July 27, 2011
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This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
Summer Movie to Skip
This really has nothing to do with NoMi. This posting is about my whimsical desire for cheap entertainment. I’ve seen all of the super hero reboot movies that came out this year. My expectations were low, therefore I was not disappointed. That is, I was not disappointed until I saw Transformers 3.
It was a movie with hours of fighting, explosions, and collateral damage. The acting was worse than Don Allen’s spelling. The plot development was shittier than JACC’s strategic planning. And the ending was so unbelievably lame I could barely believe it.
All of the Transformers movies have been directed by Michael Bay. There’s a certain consistency to Michael Bay movies. Beyond the fact that they all suck more than a Hoover or a Penn Avenue hooker, they’re almost all completely special effects driven.
Seriously, this movie was so bad that I fell asleep during one of the never ending fight scenes. And to top it off, my date also fell asleep. My friend Jeff, a.k.a. the Hawthorne Hawkman, showed me this YouTube clip after I told him how bad Transformers was. I laughed so hard, I cried.