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Saturday, May 21, 2011
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This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
1st Up: I’m back!
It would appear that somebody missed me while I was away from the blogosphere. One day a while back, somebody sent me a message saying something to the effect that I should post something just to show that I’m not fazed about that court case between Jerry Moore and John Hoff. True, I’ve barely given that circus show much thought to be honest. Good ol’ Jimmy Watkins, who writes on his visually plagiaristic blog, the Anti-Johnny, has been speculating that the Irving Inquisition hasn’t been blogging because of fear over being sued. Not a shred of truth there, you want to know why?
In the past three months, this blogger has been busy, very busy… So busy in fact, that blogging has ceased to be the priority it once was. I’ve completed a major home renovation project, was host to the 100 Year House Party—my house—now known as the Swan House, where just about every local of consequence attended, refocused to live a much healthier lifestyle and lost 40lbs, lead the extremely successful Jordan Clean Sweep project, furthering my studies in graduate school and getting straight A’s, and catapulted my career with an awesome new job, and basically solidifying myself as a leader of consequence in my community. I haven’t even had the time to even keep up with reading other peoples’ blogs. Who else out there can pull it out of the fire and generate those kinds of retina detaching results? I’d like to meet anybody who can and has.
Alas, it’s time to dust of this blog and stick my proverbial megaphone into the cyber air and tell you all how it really is. Moving on…
On Deck: Some Things Never Change
Oh God or Jesus, or whoever, will you please send your quaint little Rapture over to 2207 Irving and smite the chronic litterers that threaten to dirty up the neighborhood I just worked my friggin’ ass off to clean up?
|Here we go again...|
This picture is from Friday morning. Trash gets picked up on Wednesdays, and the thugs living here have already created another Mount Trashmore. Considering that there’s at least one or two 911 calls on this house every month, yes I’ve done some homework on this bunch, that and the brand new Audi A6 and cadre of Cadillacs raise suspicion. This is Section 8 housing after all. That’s right ladies and gentlemen; YOU are financing my neighbors’ thrash throwing and drug dealing lifestyles with your tax money. Oh yeah, this is the part where one my critics will chime in and call me a racist or something like that. The predictability of this depravity bores me.
Jerk Du Jour: The Rapture Fanatics
I’m not a Christian… Actually, I’m not an anything. Therefore the bible thumpers’ Rapture doesn’t apply to me. But I’m sure it must affect everybody else. How is the end of the world coming along? Oh wait a minute, let’s see how the end of days is proceeding in Asia and Europe where the deadline has come and gone… Hang on, I’ll be right back.
|Not actually the end of the world, it's just downtown Detroit.|
I’m back… Looks like the rest of the world is still there, wow, what a shock. All this end of days Rapture stuff is just a bunch of religious crap. Stories that primitives made up to explain why the sun goes down at night.