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Saturday, May 21, 2011
Rapture This!
2:50 PM | 
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The I.I. |
This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
1st Up: I’m back!
It would appear that somebody missed me while I was away from the blogosphere. One day a while back, somebody sent me a message saying something to the effect that I should post something just to show that I’m not fazed about that court case between Jerry Moore and John Hoff. True, I’ve barely given that circus show much thought to be honest. Good ol’ Jimmy Watkins, who writes on his visually plagiaristic blog, the Anti-Johnny, has been speculating that the Irving Inquisition hasn’t been blogging because of fear over being sued. Not a shred of truth there, you want to know why?
In the past three months, this blogger has been busy, very busy… So busy in fact, that blogging has ceased to be the priority it once was. I’ve completed a major home renovation project, was host to the 100 Year House Party—my house—now known as the Swan House, where just about every local of consequence attended, refocused to live a much healthier lifestyle and lost 40lbs, lead the extremely successful Jordan Clean Sweep project, furthering my studies in graduate school and getting straight A’s, and catapulted my career with an awesome new job, and basically solidifying myself as a leader of consequence in my community. I haven’t even had the time to even keep up with reading other peoples’ blogs. Who else out there can pull it out of the fire and generate those kinds of retina detaching results? I’d like to meet anybody who can and has.
Alas, it’s time to dust of this blog and stick my proverbial megaphone into the cyber air and tell you all how it really is. Moving on…
On Deck: Some Things Never Change
Oh God or Jesus, or whoever, will you please send your quaint little Rapture over to 2207 Irving and smite the chronic litterers that threaten to dirty up the neighborhood I just worked my friggin’ ass off to clean up?
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| Here we go again... |
This picture is from Friday morning. Trash gets picked up on Wednesdays, and the thugs living here have already created another Mount Trashmore. Considering that there’s at least one or two 911 calls on this house every month, yes I’ve done some homework on this bunch, that and the brand new Audi A6 and cadre of Cadillacs raise suspicion. This is Section 8 housing after all. That’s right ladies and gentlemen; YOU are financing my neighbors’ thrash throwing and drug dealing lifestyles with your tax money. Oh yeah, this is the part where one my critics will chime in and call me a racist or something like that. The predictability of this depravity bores me.
Jerk Du Jour: The Rapture Fanatics
I’m not a Christian… Actually, I’m not an anything. Therefore the bible thumpers’ Rapture doesn’t apply to me. But I’m sure it must affect everybody else. How is the end of the world coming along? Oh wait a minute, let’s see how the end of days is proceeding in Asia and Europe where the deadline has come and gone… Hang on, I’ll be right back.
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| Not actually the end of the world, it's just downtown Detroit. |
I’m back… Looks like the rest of the world is still there, wow, what a shock. All this end of days Rapture stuff is just a bunch of religious crap. Stories that primitives made up to explain why the sun goes down at night.
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7 comments:
Welcome back, Inquisition. While busy moving forward in a positive direction and advancing yourself in society and life, those of us who realize that you must help and love yourself to help and love others, know who walks the walk and you are one of them. I figured it was either school or the military, but either way i knew it was not because of some spineless asshole who uses anonameass as their path to instigation and agitation. I also believe that folks who have penned these "religious" writings through the years were afraid of the dark and were the early scaremongers from which the republican and tea party fucks were hatched...and they come in all persuasions and pigmentations, we all know, so long as it suits their maliscious, yes, the Boat sails on the notion that all malisciously aligned agendas are all the same in nature, and are all lost and orphaned aliens who like to scratch our backs with hacksaws. The Inquisition marches to the beat of a different drummer and Neptune is waiting to be bombed so he and the moon can exchange peasantries..i am okay,really. Good Evening and glad to have you back sharing your thoughts again.
Strongly suggest you 311 and ask the S-8 Folks why they are allowing gang bangers to hang out here on TAX PAYER DOLLARS!
Send the pictures to Rita Yitzen at Sec 8. She will do something about it!
Looks like the rapture happened a day late. Too bad it didn't wipe most of NoMi off the map and rid Minneapolis of a scum sucking ghetto. All those that thought a disaster was a golden opportunity to loot should have been shot on sight/site.
Maybe the result will be gentrification, and all the leftover welfare breeders will be forced to go to another state. I say give them bus fare, it will be cheaper than rebuilding their 'hood'.
dang. What an asshole. ^
Anonymous 5/23 2:15 PM sounds like Boathead
Hey, Boathead Buttafuco ova' heh'. What the fuck is an Anonameass doing giving me possible credit for another Anonameass comment? Gee, that's never happened before. Look here, i post as Boathead even though some of you out there know who i May be,you will then also know that i know that imbecilic attitudes come in people with multitudes of skin pigmentation variations and not confined to, nor property of, any specific gender,race, or fucking creed. Do not give any of your shitism theological cowpiss either. I may describe certain happenings or how these happenings should or might take place, and they may reflect similar sentiments of others who think like the Boat,but the Boat will let you know where he stands and what drumbeat he wants to march to. I may use others musings and others may use mine likewise, but i will not be marginilized by any one person who may want to throw me under a fucking Greyhound bus, even if it isn't moving because that might cause damage also, though not as serious; ain't that subjective! As Larry Graham sang in an old Sly and the Family Stone song; A pretty face,a pretty face, oh what a gorgeous face. Some are two-faced and others could save face by keeping the lower half shut. Some won't face shit. My true philosophy? Take a stand or back the fuck off..or, simply, fuck off. Political and religious hacks are snakes from the same grassy knoll and will lie to you about the time of day to get their way. Birds of a feather flock together and makeme wanna'gasp in expletive deleted hysteria. I am beside myself and standing firmly next to myself and to the vulnerable humans who may need assistance. Give me an adequate army, with power to provide it with more pay and better food than falls to the average schmoe and i will undertake,within thirty years,to make the majority of the population believe that two and two are three, that water freezes when it gets hot and boils when it gets cold. The Boat floats on, once again, and the cycle of life is a perpetual trip in the Purple Haze of Jimi's guitar mastery. Good Day.
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