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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Introducing Captain Poopgate
12:01 PM | 
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The I.I. |
This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
Normal NoMi Days
Chapter 8: Introducing Captain Poopgate
The other day, Ed Kohler from The Deets, coined the term Poopgate. (Hilarious!) This was in reference to Donald W.R. Allen II’s unsubstantiated lies about this blogger. Apparently his claim was that I paid a hooker $20 to piss on the side of a garage for the nefarious purposes of mocking black women. Let’s get the facts straight here: I didn’t take the picture, it was a house on Queen she was defecating on, and race was and is completely irrelevant. The simple fact of the matter is, Wiggles, the side yard shitting hooker, was caught in the act of publicly defecating and was held to account in the public’s eye. End of story.
On top of Donald W.R. Allen II’s shenanigans and bold-faced lies relating to what this blogger says and does, he goes on ridiculous rants on his blogs about other topics. One such topic of interest is Minneapolis Public Schools. In the recent past, he tried to shake down the school board for $25,000,000 and failed. Yet somehow, someway, Allen did manage to squeeze out a $15,000 contract for advertising. $15,000 for the guy that made that insanely racist Baby White video? Unbelievable. On top of being a convicted criminal, the man has less business acumen than drug dealers that throw their shoes over street lights.
In lieu of Don Allen’s connection to the Poopgate scandal, his shady advertising contract, and absurd statements made on the internet; action was taken… Allow me to introduce you to Captain Poopgate! Chapter 8 of Normal NoMi Days stars Donald W.R. Allen II as Captain Poopgate. How is this possible? Everything DWRA2 says in this video is a direct quote from his IBNN blog or the Minneapolis issues forum. That is everything except the last six words. Take note of the toilet paper roll on Poopgate’s costume. Enjoy!
Us NoMi residents have been talking about this subject at length and have been thinking long and hard on how to correct this situation. Nobody should jump to conclusions until the proper diligence has been done. I came to that conclusion while flushing the toilet after taking a Don Allen. Perhaps a thorough colonoscopy of MPS is necessary to identify exactly how Captain Poopgate managed to poverty-pimp money out of this public institution.
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