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Friday, January 21, 2011
Ca-Ca-Ca-Cold
7:31 AM | 
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The I.I. |
This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
1st Up: Ca-Ca-Ca-Cold
As Minnesotans, it’s our obligation to bitch about the weather. It’s what we do; it’s a part of our heritage. I’m about to duck out and pray that my car starts, and if it doesn’t, I won’t be going to work then…
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| Unlike us, this creature is well suited for its environment. |
Suppose the car does start, then what? The freezing cold permeates through the air in the cabin of the vehicle. It cuts through the Columbia Titanium winter coat like a hot knife in butter. The chill then freezes the soul of any—not unsuspecting—unlucky commuter.
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| Reliable, alternative transportation, for when the car doesn't start. |
You start driving… The tires feel like squares, the suspension is frozen, and the engine sounds like a dying animal gasping for its final breaths of air before death seizes it forever.
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| West Broadway on a January morning. |
This blog post is merely an excuse to avoid going outside. I should take off for work now, but seriously, I don’t want to go out there.
Jerk Du Jour: Old Man Winter
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| What a prick. |
I was sick of winter before it officially began.
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| Must not fear... Fear is the mind killer... |
Ok, time to go to work… (Sigh)
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