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Monday, August 23, 2010
Return of Mount Trashmore!
5:47 PM | 
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The I.I. |
This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
1st Up: Something Really Stinks!
The garbage situation at 2201 Irving Avenue North was blogged about a month and a half ago. The post July 4th celebration looked like a landfill in the alley. Well, here we go again…
I returned home the other evening. A house party at 2201 was in progress. As I walked up to the back door, keys in hand, ready to go inside, I could hear the party goers commenting on my race—typically I’m referred to as “that white boy”—as I entered my home. The music was blasting, but fortunately it seemed that the neighbors weren’t in the mood to receive a noise violation call from MPD that evening.
As I leave my house today, what do I see? Wow, Mount Trashmore is back! Bags with holes litter strewn around, and garbage in the recycling bins. This apocalyptic display of trash may seem reminiscent to some sort of modern art. The problem here, however, is the stench, the flies, the bees, and general nastiness of it all.
Just looking at the pictures you can see recyclables that should be in the bin. It’s another couple days before the garbage truck comes through here. This is going to get really nasty between now and then.
Naturally, 311 was informed right away about this.
Jerk Du Jour: The Drug Dealers
Let’s face it; drugs are at the very center of our societal and urban woes here. The dealers, the users, the enablers, the criminal justice system, and everybody sitting on the sidelines are all players in this calamity.
There is no 1 person to site here, and the problem is so morbid and huge there is no 1 solution to the problem either. For a little escape, I turn to Dave Chappelle. Enjoy!
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Well at least they don't pile their children's dirty diapers outside the back door.
Shit could be worse, White Boy!
My neighbors used to be pigs like this. One day I was fed up and went to their door. I explained that each time they left litter out on the lawn I felt victimized and hurt. After they learned the way their garbage made me feel they went out of their way to pick up trash around the yard.
the people across the street from me often empty the trash in there car onto the street..then it blows into my yard and now it is my problem. So I came up with a great idea..next time they do it will be there trash bag in hand, along with a few rocks, some duct tape, a marker and a piece of paper. I will fill the bag with the trash, rocks in the bottom so it doesn't float away. tie it tightly. Tape the paper to the bag and write some witty saying about how they forgot their trash
Anon 7:07pm,
I don't think this crowd is going to respond well if I said "I felt hurt", it's pretty much a state of war between me and the 2201 things. Although I'm sure normal people would respond to that.
Anon707, you must live in UWHO - I hear that's how they do things over there! Go team!
Hey! Take it easy on UWHO, I live there too and my shits mad ghetto.
Anon742 ROFLMAO
u don't have to publish. just fyi. u do no nomi homi is connie
Drugs should be legalized. Prohibition is an obvious failure. It causes more problems than it solves. Look around you. See the ghetto?
It's a lot worse because of the illegal drug trade.
That shit has great!!!
Cpt. Jack
You have converted me. Anybody who lives with this crap and perseveres is a hero. I salute you.
@anon1022
You are so right. Preach it, baby.
I think that we all need to consider the cultural differences that grace us here in NoMi and try to be sensitive. If for example you come from a country where littering is the norm and trash is everywhere, you shouldn't be expected to conform so quickly.
Have a little sympathy for folks who are acclimating to your norms.
I didn't actually submit the above comment @11:38. Someone is just forging my name.
But I do agree with the sentiment. People who dump trash out like that are not good neighbors. You should call 311, and have the city deliver another container. I will cost another few bucks a month for the third container, not that the renters actually pay for it. Keep calling on those kinds of violations. It's unsanitary, unhealthy, and attracts rodents.
-the real JHG Supporter.
PS - Don't bother checking my IP address, it will show I'm in Europe. I use a IP masking program. ;-)
To anon 12:06,
You talk like Keith Reitman... Aside from that, I couldn't disagree with you more. In fact I think people that litter should be strung up and beaten senselessly.
If a waste collection point in is disarray you can always call Minneapolis Solid Waste and Recycling directly to complain.
(612) 673-2917
They offer next day service and will charge a fee to the property owner.
Dang.
I feel gyp'd. Where's my "thug lifestyle part 2" like is being advertised on the JNS blog?
Give us readers what we want. The Thug Life.
NoMi Homie moonlights as said content in Herr diaper.Anonymous 7:07, i do notknow where you live exactly but i will assume the Wicked Witch wants her ruby slippers back A.S.A.P.Hey 7:08 i am assuming you have a fucking houseboat if you are worried about the trash floating away and you find Chips Ahoy! bags while us on terra firma collect the ever present Hot Flaming Cheetos empties.I suggest also that you throw the bag through the reitman installed window because it is sure to collapse if it doesn't break(the trash bag, that is)I.I. i would suggest you badger the hell out of them on a stealth campaign of your selection...drive on.7:24,7:42,7:45 and 8:12 maybe i'm getting old but you sound like a bunch of silly bastards.10:22 i feel your frustration and maybe they should at least step out of their William Randolph Hearst reefer madness mind set and discuss it a little more intensely.It still has the same chance of being legalized as Mental Pete does of ever having more than one suit.Fuck you Pete.Anyhow... capt.jack,either you misspelt or you're drinking Jack. Anonymous 11:38 claims conversion and from exactly what nobody knows(i just made a goofy face look).Anonymous 11:41 has brown stained fingertips on whatever hand he favors while passing his doobie, brother.12:06 is a very understanding bloke or blokette who obviously is stuck in a perpetual London fog.JHG supporter it is not healthy being paranoid but that doesn't mean that they still aint out to getcha! Finally,and i guess i'll call you Mr. Inquisition, the WHOLE state of Illinois should be strung up and beaten senselessly for littering our city with their trash.Boathead wishes everyone a fine day.
While we are on the subject of trash, when is the city going to tear down those two trashy blue houses on the southeast corner of 26th and Penn. Those horrible sister looking blue houses.
I can't wait for that trash to be gone.
That wasn't me posting above either. Someone is pretending to be someone who is using my name. Either that or it's one of the many dozens of supporters out there that are so powerful yet anonymous and one day we will...where was I?
Oh yes, now I remember. You're a racist, I.I. And John Hoff is a deadbeat dad, and let me make fun of Megan's physical apperance while I'm at it. Jeff Skrenes gets free rent and Don Samuels is pure evil. I think that about covers it.
Oh, and I use a program to mask my IP address too. It makes it look like I'm from Minneapolis.
Again, someone is posting using my name. I have reported this to blogger. In the future any authentic post from me will be signed in using my OpenId. However, I won't be posting on this site. So you can assume any post from JHG Supporter is an imposter.
I don't know who the "jhg-supporter" is since the OpenId link is still a private profile. But rest assured, that isn't the real JHG Supporter. I am. There are too many JHG supporters running around pretending to support JHG when they really don't.
This would all be easier to keep track of if JHG supporters weren't so anonymous.
Oh My Greatness! You guys!!! I was just driving down Penn past the ghetto thug store on the corner and guess what I saw.... that defecating hooker!!! She was actually defecating right in the side yard between those two trashy blue houses.
I almost crashed my car into her just to get her to stop crapping in that crappy yard. I mean it's crappy and all, but.. well.
I can't wait for those trashy blue houses to be knocked down so we don't have to live amongst that filth and blight any longer. I hope they charge the demolition costs back to whatever slumlord owns those houses, like they did with that Uncle Bill's building.
GRRRRR! I'm so mad right now. I can't WAIT for more people like Patrick and his lovely partner to move here so we don't have to put up with defecating hookers any longer.
I'm calling Don Samuels office right now so he can get right on this problem.
heeeeeeeeeeeehooohahahahheeeehhhhaaaaaa!!!!1
you people crack me up
Too bad to see this blog turning into a side show. All good things must come to an end I guess.
To anon 9:29,
Side show? Really? Thank you. :) This stuff has real authentic entertainment value.
Dude, I think the crazy bus just parked outside your blog.
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