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Sunday, July 11, 2010
There's a New Sheriff in Town
11:37 PM | 
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The I.I. |
This blog thread posted by the Irving Inquisition uses some explicit language, as well as depicting some aspects of life in North Minneapolis that some readers may find objectionable. Reader discretion is advised.
1st Up: No Talent Ass Clowns
Gangs here in NoMi do four things pretty much consistently across the board. Sell drugs, shoot each other over drugs, get caught and go to jail because of drugs, and try to claim drug dealing turf by graffiti tagging everything in sight. If the gang in question loses their turf, the other tags over it will their artistic stylings. Observe the first picture (left), this is how graffiti is actually done.
Now, observe pictures 2 and 3. Some schmuck walking down the alley at 2 AM figured he would spray paint some letters on the side of peoples’ garages. Here’s what I can say about that; you’re doing it wrong! If you’re going to go through the trouble of breaking the law by defacing the neighborhood, you should at least put some effort into it.
Wasn’t art class the one course you passed before you dropped out of high school? Seriously? Tagging the stone table in Cottage Park is bad enough… Kicking over the trash can there every other day—see picture 4—is even worse… but this? These guys don’t even rank as Bush league in thug land.
Remember back in the day when rival gangs wore different colors? Not any more, now everybody wears black or white. That way ordinary people can’t tell what gang they’re in… There’s just one problem these brain wizards forgot about… (Long pause leading up to a Lewis Black style outburst) Anybody with half a brain can tell they’re still in a gang!! Look at picture 5; blocking traffic by standing in the way is a pretty big clue. How about the clothes? All the guys that think they own this street are wearing white. And then there’s the one looking at the car, is he reaching for his piece or trying to keep his pants from falling down? I’m unimpressed by this entry-level thuggery. Not only are the thugs on the 2100 block of Irving due to win the Darwin award, they are a bunch of no talent ass clowns.Jerk Du Jour: Jordan Hawkman
As mentioned in the 1st thread of this blog, this is piece of writing purely to criticize those that make life worse and harder here in NoMi. The Irving Inquisition isn’t here to make friends. Nobody is forced to read this assessment on the dregs of society living amongst us, and they are dregs by the way. That being said, almost immediately after I started blogging, the hate mail from thug huggers started to pour in. Comments were initially not moderated because we at the Irving Inquisition think a little cross fire is a healthy thing. Unfortunately, some of the comments were so low-brow that there simply was no choice but to spare readers from the eye strain these comments were causing. The biggest detractor of the Inquisition is Jordan Hawkman. This individual is a particularly troubled blog troll. Yesterday, Jordan Hawkman felt the need to write me a lengthy bullshit laced letter essentially threatening this writer personally. The text in red is what Jordan Hawkman wrote, and the Inquisition’s response is in blue.
Why did you move into a small lot on the end of a pie shaped lot with neighbors in such close proximity and a shared easement driveway access if you hate neighbors so much.
I don’t hate neighbors. I like a lot of my neighbors very much. In fact a bunch of them are my friends. It’s thugs I hate. You would have realized that if you’d actually bother to read what I wrote.
These properties have been rentals long before you over paid for your home.
So what?
You are far over leveraged on your home it appears (and we understand the frustration you must feel) it is not the fault of your neighbors and especially not the fault of anyone you have mentioned in your short time as a blogger.
You’re trying to tell me that my mortgage is under water? Duh!! Everybody that lives here that owns a house is under water on their mortgages. As for the people that don’t live here,—the investor/slum-lords—they all went into foreclosure which made the mortgage crisis worse you moron. You’re trying to sell the public that somehow us homesteaders went out and borrowed tons of money against our homes, but that’s pretty much impossible to do when your property value drops 35% a year. So you’re wrong, slumlords are at the very heart of the matter.
It appears that you have joined up with some pretty vile people. We have no problem adding you to the list of those who are Nomi Terrorists and fear mongers full of negativity and untruths.
NoMi terrorists? I like the sound of that. Be on the lookout for my new brand of NoMi Terrorist T-shirts, Hoodies, and Skullies coming soon. Proceeds to be used for anti slumlord and thug campaigning. J
It is up to you, we have researched you and your situation and hardly think you are someone who should be casting stones given what we know.
And just who the hell are you? A thug-hugger that likes Boomers, trash thrown all over the place, graffiti sprayed on garages, and gang violence?
We are willing to give you a free pass but consider this your fair warning to start being a better neighbor with a more positive and constructive attitude.
Go back to the first posting and re-read the disclaimer. The Irving Inquisition is not positive, not Minnesota nice, not here to make friends, not here to coddle the stupid, and certainly not here to be tolerant of irresponsible and morally bankrupted people.
Your little pals aren't who and what you may think they are.....they are far from it. And we are not talking about one or two of them, the whole group is dirty.
Right…. It’s a big conspiracy.
Listen up Jordan Hawkman. I have a pretty good idea who you are. Your reputation out in the blogosphere precedes you. And I’m sure you can write and say nasty things about this writer. So, bearing all of that in mind, I choose my words very carefully when I say… Go fuck yourself!
Jordan Hawkman… Today’s Jerk Du Jour!
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12 comments:
well....you can't say you did not get fair warning from us.
Guess what, your neighbors don't like you either.
I love how the Jordan Jerkman calls everyone else "terrorists" while he is the one being threatening.
That makes exceptional sense!
The Jordan Jerkman took my label of terrorist directed at the thugs shooting up our neighborhood, and Jerkman is co-opting it to direct towards us!
Hey Jerkman, don't worry, we know who you are too, and we know nobody likes you either. Nor does your real name mean anything respectable, which is why you must hide behind your co-opted nickname you have assigned to yourself.
That's the way I read it. Jordan Hawkman is the one doing the threatening, and he's calling you a terrorist?
How can people be pro-trash (in the literal or human kind)? That's like saying "I only like rotten food."
The nickname isn't that creative either! Co-opted from Jeff at Johnny Northside Dot Com.
And a co-opted concept, which, by the way, Council Member DON SAMUELS used to describe the thugs in Jordan. Yes, he called them terriorist! We all know that!
So let's see, the Jordan Jerkman, now makes friends with the thugs to try and get even!?! Is that your next move?? Considering the thugs are renters, the Inquisition will long outlast the thug business there.
Did you hear that?? It was popping sound of someone busting Jordan Jerkman's bubble.
OMG I cannot look away from this blog! So glad someone is finally smacking back at this jackass troll!
And really - "guess what - your neighbors don't like you either" ??? Really??? How nyah-nyah-third-grade-stupid is THAT? Who the F cares?!
Idiots. (Why does God make so many of them????)
Awesome!
Ha, Jordan Jerkman - more original than Jordan Hawkman. Didn't he/she get taught about alliteration in High School? Oh, wait, she/he not make it that far. I am sure he/she probably does not live in Jordan! If so reveal yourself. Hiding like a coward is no way to get reckonized. But, I am guessing Jordan Jerkamn's laundry is stinkier than all of the "NOMI Terrorist" combined laundry.
I Effing Love this Blog-You Go Irving Inquisition !!
Some people never mentally grow-up after High School. And by some people I mean Jordan Hawkman.
Jordan Hawkman is all talk and no action. He claims they have a "team" and big investigations are under way...blah...blah. He's been talking this smack for like 3 months, and we have yet to see anything come down. Of those who oppose Johnnynorthside's tactics, Jordan Hawkman is the least effective. He just throws sticks and stones. His childish comments can be found everywhere, and they're starting to get Boooooring.
Hi. Can we have some more bloggyblog please? Thanx. :)
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