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Sunday, July 11, 2010
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1st Up: No Talent Ass Clowns
Gangs here in NoMi do four things pretty much consistently across the board. Sell drugs, shoot each other over drugs, get caught and go to jail because of drugs, and try to claim drug dealing turf by graffiti tagging everything in sight. If the gang in question loses their turf, the other tags over it will their artistic stylings. Observe the first picture (left), this is how graffiti is actually done.
Jerk Du Jour: Jordan Hawkman
As mentioned in the 1st thread of this blog, this is piece of writing purely to criticize those that make life worse and harder here in NoMi. The Irving Inquisition isn’t here to make friends. Nobody is forced to read this assessment on the dregs of society living amongst us, and they are dregs by the way. That being said, almost immediately after I started blogging, the hate mail from thug huggers started to pour in. Comments were initially not moderated because we at the Irving Inquisition think a little cross fire is a healthy thing. Unfortunately, some of the comments were so low-brow that there simply was no choice but to spare readers from the eye strain these comments were causing. The biggest detractor of the Inquisition is Jordan Hawkman. This individual is a particularly troubled blog troll. Yesterday, Jordan Hawkman felt the need to write me a lengthy bullshit laced letter essentially threatening this writer personally. The text in red is what Jordan Hawkman wrote, and the Inquisition’s response is in blue.
Why did you move into a small lot on the end of a pie shaped lot with neighbors in such close proximity and a shared easement driveway access if you hate neighbors so much.
I don’t hate neighbors. I like a lot of my neighbors very much. In fact a bunch of them are my friends. It’s thugs I hate. You would have realized that if you’d actually bother to read what I wrote.
These properties have been rentals long before you over paid for your home.
You are far over leveraged on your home it appears (and we understand the frustration you must feel) it is not the fault of your neighbors and especially not the fault of anyone you have mentioned in your short time as a blogger.
You’re trying to tell me that my mortgage is under water? Duh!! Everybody that lives here that owns a house is under water on their mortgages. As for the people that don’t live here,—the investor/slum-lords—they all went into foreclosure which made the mortgage crisis worse you moron. You’re trying to sell the public that somehow us homesteaders went out and borrowed tons of money against our homes, but that’s pretty much impossible to do when your property value drops 35% a year. So you’re wrong, slumlords are at the very heart of the matter.
It appears that you have joined up with some pretty vile people. We have no problem adding you to the list of those who are Nomi Terrorists and fear mongers full of negativity and untruths.
NoMi terrorists? I like the sound of that. Be on the lookout for my new brand of NoMi Terrorist T-shirts, Hoodies, and Skullies coming soon. Proceeds to be used for anti slumlord and thug campaigning. J
It is up to you, we have researched you and your situation and hardly think you are someone who should be casting stones given what we know.
And just who the hell are you? A thug-hugger that likes Boomers, trash thrown all over the place, graffiti sprayed on garages, and gang violence?
We are willing to give you a free pass but consider this your fair warning to start being a better neighbor with a more positive and constructive attitude.
Go back to the first posting and re-read the disclaimer. The Irving Inquisition is not positive, not Minnesota nice, not here to make friends, not here to coddle the stupid, and certainly not here to be tolerant of irresponsible and morally bankrupted people.
Your little pals aren't who and what you may think they are.....they are far from it. And we are not talking about one or two of them, the whole group is dirty.
Right…. It’s a big conspiracy.
Listen up Jordan Hawkman. I have a pretty good idea who you are. Your reputation out in the blogosphere precedes you. And I’m sure you can write and say nasty things about this writer. So, bearing all of that in mind, I choose my words very carefully when I say… Go fuck yourself!
Jordan Hawkman… Today’s Jerk Du Jour!
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